I wonder if anyone did this yet..
Probably.. But whatever.. I couldn’t help but snicker to myself when It came up in my head. :’)
My dear cabbage…your words fill myself with joy I can’t even hold it all! I feel like…I’m going to explode!
>You ogle at the cabbage with lustful eyes
>You put your lips closer to it
>Munch.
>Ops.
IT’S ALRIGHT
BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY IT HURTS ♫
((Perhaps I’ll become a kimchii soon…or sauerkraut…or eaten just raw))
Yes! Here I come!
*grabs the cabbage and holds it near his chest*
Are you comfortable, my lovely green fellow?
Ahh, no other place would be more comfortable than to be in your bosom!!
If only I can stay here forever…and ever…
